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柯特洛德 Hi, I'm Kurt Loder. 接下来一小时 我们将会揭晓1993年 For the next hour, we're going to relive 1993 奇特且骇人听闻的故事... in all it's bizarre, thunder-hitting glory. (在暗房♥) (莎拉) 有人吗? Hello? 有人吗? Hello? 谁在那里? Who's there? 走开! Leave me alone! 离我远一点! Stay away from me! 鸡皮疙瘩 早安 诺拉 Good morning, Nora. 我最喜欢的人 你好吗? - 早安 先生们 My favorite person. How are you? - Good morning, gentlemen. I'm good. 我很好 - 嘿 我要一份培根卷 Good. - Hey, I want a bacon burrito 还有你的特制松饼 - 我要一份松饼 and one of your special waffle thing. - I'll get a waffle thing. 还有最色彩缤纷的玉米谷片 And then also whatever your most colorful cereal is. 我也要 - 各位! Me too. - Guys! 刷♥卡♥机坏了 今天只收现金 The credit card machine is down. Cash only today. 你知道我们生活在 不用现金的社会里吧? You do realize we're living in a cashless society, right? 我知道 - 这意思是 I do, I do. - So, just to clarify, 不供应食物? does that mean no food? 因为我们饿死了 Because we're starving. 好好享受吧 - 咸饼干? Knock yourselves out. - Saltines? 我不知道有人真的会吃那东西 I didn't realize people actually ate these. 对 我想那是 Yeah, I thought they were 随汤附赠的饼干 something that came free with soup. 没错 Uh-huh. They are. 兄弟 还不错吃 Bro. They're not bad. 都是你 老兄 - 小心喔! That's all you, bro. - Watch your backs! 嘿 还好吗 路卡斯? H-- Hey, uh, you okay, Lucas? 我没事 I'm chillin'. 路卡斯! Lucas! 该死!我说过别再这样做 Damn it! I said stop doing that! 你还好吗? - 我没事 妈 Are you okay? - It's all right, Mom. 这次只撞到头 It's just my head this time. 天呀 只撞到头? Oh, God, it's just your head? 他让我很紧张 I get really nervous around him. 这家伙怎么还活着? Bro, how is this man still alive? 路卡斯!不! Lucas! No, no, no! 好耶! All right! 掌声欢迎罗伦斯港巨人队 Let's give it up for our Port Lawrence Titans 以及他们的队长 还有我最喜爱的人... and their team captain and my favorite person... 我不该这么说 但我说了 艾萨亚霍华 Wasn't supposed to say that but I just did, Isaiah Howard! 加油 巨人队! 加油 巨人队! Come on Titans! Come on Titans! 掌声!热烈掌声! Bring it! We gonna bring it! 掌声 掌声!好耶! Bring it, bring it! Yeah! 劳伦斯港高中 你们好吗? Port Lawrence High! How y'all doing? (巨人队) 嘿 亲爱的 Hey, honey. 爸... - 喔 抱歉 Dad... - Oh, sorry. 我忘了我们在学校 你不是我女儿 I forgot we're at sc